michael bay

(adj) A movie that is profitable, but at the same time painful to watch.

I wish I never saw that Michael Bay movie.

I would rather die than watch another Michael Bay movie.

I would rather watch an abortion being performed than 10 minutes of a Michael Bay movie.

In hell all movies are Michael Bay movies.

by Steven.S.Berg August 7, 2007

Michaela

Contrary to what others may think, she is the most perfect woman to walk this earth. She has a beauty about her that just makes you want to be with her, every second of every day. She is a crazy, fun, weird, kind, passionate, and loving person. She is the most amazing girl in all the lands of all the days. She should be treated like so. If one is found treating her badly, things will go wrong for that said person. In summary: she is the most amazing girl in the world, and the sexiest!! Trying to explain why people love her is like trying to explain how water tastes, completely impossible. She is the reason why many people even get up in the morning. She is the most beautiful being in the world. If you look into her eyes, you will have found a reason for living. Those eyes sparkle with an intense passion for life.

Was that Michaela?
Yes.
We must hang out with her!

Wow there goes Michaela, she is soo beautiful!

I love Michaela, I always want to hang out with her!

by Donkey Kong123456789 February 6, 2010

Michael Jacksoning

Dancing like you've got no bones in your body, doing the most spectacular, awe-inspiring dance moves, moonwalking like you are floating on a cloud!

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude in the black sparkling

jacket Michael Jacksoning on the Motown 25

Show - that moonwalk was Beast! Michael Jackson,

to the side!

Guy 2: You dork! That dude WAS Michael Jackson!

The King of Pop was Michael Jacksoning the night away during his Bad concert at Madison Square Garden, lighting up the stage with the sheer brilliance of his dance moves!

by FancyNancy December 10, 2012

Michael Showalter

Semi-famous (or perhaps quasi-famous) American comedian and film director. Was a writer and cast member of MTV's sketch comedy show The State, and is a member of the comedy troupe Stella. Also co-wrote and starred in the cult comedy film Wet Hot American Summer. Is currently the host of his own online talk show called The Michael Showalter Showalter.

Michael Showalter is as hilarious as he is underappreciated.

Thanks to Michael Showalter, the word "penisocksor" has entered into my everyday vocabulary.

by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007

Michael Bay

The most famous case of the effects of ADHD on human development and functionality. Bay's ADHD affliction is often reflected in his films.

Guy 1: Dude this movie is twitchy and sporadic. It jumps from place to place and nothing is in frame for longer than five seconds.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's Michael Bay for you. Don't blame him though, he's got a problem.

by Baron6489 August 5, 2009

Michael Balzary

The best bassist in the world, commonly known as Flea, plays with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Greatest band ever.

Michael Balzary goes by Flea because he is insane and short

by BassBen15 October 17, 2008

Michael Joseph Jackson

A victim of many things; health induced or media induced

1982 produces Thriller album, largest selling all time, sells over 50 million copies worldwide; 1984 won 8 Grammy awards for it.

1983 performs legendary moonwalk for the first time on the Motown 25 years anniversary show.

12/9/84 announces at The Jackson's Victory Tour, he was splitting from The Jacksons and going solo

1987 releases Bad, his third solo album, and lauches a record breaking solo world tour.

Late 1980s named Artist Of The Decade for his Thriller and Bad albums

1991 signs with Sony Music, largest ever recording contract; releases his fourth solo album, Dangerous

1992 tours the world; taking his concerts to countries to which he was the first rock/pop artist they saw.

Later that year founded Heal the World Foundation to help globally improve the lives of children across.

1994 marries Lisa Marie Presley; divorces 1996

1995 releases fifth solo album HIStory; tours again over 2 years.

During that tour 11/14/96 marries Debbie Rowe; a nurse he met in the treatment of his skin pigment disorder.

2/13/97 fathers Prince Michael Joseph Jackson Jr.

1997 releases remix album Blood On The Dance Floor

5/3/98 fathers Paris Michael Katherine Jackson

September 2001 celebrates 30th anniversary as a solo artist at two concerts to be held in New York, USA, reuniting with siblings to perform their biggest hits.

RIP Michael Joseph Jackson August 29, 1958- June 25, 2009

by eanderson760 June 25, 2009