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sext message

A cell phone "text message" with the direct intent of creating a sexual thought for the recipient about the sender; Meant to flirt with the recipient in a way that cannot be expressed via a voice call.

These messages are typically short and leave lots to the imagination.

They range from a wink: " ;) " to a "i want to touch your..."
He's hot; I'm gonna sext message him right now.
by Naaadz June 25, 2006
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text message breakup

1.(verb) Establishing that one no longer wishes to pursue a relationship via text message.

2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.

3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
Phone is buzzing

Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.

Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
by mdraven22 November 6, 2009
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Messy Sundae

the scene created when tossing a bitch's salad after she's taken a shit but before wiping that ass
Immediately after Jenna pinched a humongous loaf, I ate that nasty hoe's messy sundae for desert!
by K-Ant March 13, 2008
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messy mud pie

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and she shits on ur hands. You then eat some of the shit and smear the rest on her ass and then proceed to devestate her butthole
Man, Monique shit on my hands and i had the best messy mud pie ever. I swear it tasted just like chocolate
by The Mannnnnnn November 7, 2008
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Comment-Message

When someone types what should have been a message or email in a comment on a public board (example: facebook).
(Status)Nate: Just added my photos of the ski trip!

(Comment)Sarah: Cool pics! Wish I could have gone!

(Comment)James: Hey Kevin! I haven't talked to you in awhile but it looks like you are having fun. I saw the pictures of your ski trip just now. Which resort did you end up going to? I remember the last time we went skiing and got fking drunk off of that Peach 20/20! What a blast. Good times, good times. Hey what are you doing this weekend? My girlfriend is going to be in town for the week, and wants to know if the three of us can go out to eat maybe? If you can, how about Friday sometime around 6:30-ish? Just let me know. Hey are you still going out with that Sarah chick? What a b%$ch! Don't invite her to come along this time k? Well I gotta to feed dog I'll catch you later. =P

(Comment)Sarah: WTF?! Don't Comment-Message if you are going to be a dick!
by Darklinkkyle March 26, 2011
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messy sailor

A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.
After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.
by Ginz June 23, 2008
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Messy Poo

What Little Kids Useally Say or Mom's Trying to Make Kids Laugh
Mommy!, I Made A Messy Poo
by Seagulls Of Satan! September 29, 2008
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