Mercy Flush

Flushing a particularaly bad-smelling turd down the toilet in the stall of a public bathroom while you are still crapping so other people will not smell it. This can be repeated as many times as necessary.

Person in right stall: *Poops*

Person in left stall: "Oh God! That's Horrible! How about a
Mercy Flush?"

Person in right stall: *Flushes*

Person in left stall: "Thanks."

Person in right stall: "Welcome" *Continues Pooping*

by VegitarianZombie July 23, 2009

March 6

National give your sweatshirt to someone day

On March 6th Jack gave Nancy a sweatshirt

by Megaspeedy October 29, 2019

March 22

The most PERFECT person in the world was born on this day. If you know someone born on March 22 you better NOT mess anything up with them because they are generally nice, perfect, and so funny.

Bf: “It’s March 22 the most perfect person in the world’s birthday!”
Gf: “It’s my birthday.”
Bf: “That’s why your so perfect.”
Gf: “OMG stoppppp.”

by MichaelMellIsMyBean June 20, 2020

March 8

Short person revenge day

Tall friend: What day is it?
Short friend: It’s March 8th, you know what that means
Tall Friend: Oh no
Short friend: Time to take my revenge

by Shek Snek November 1, 2019

Hell March

One of the most influencial computer game music song, of all time. And the most popular song for C&C: Red Alert computer game, developed by Westwood studios. The song was composed and written by Frank Klepacki.

"Hey, have you heard that kick ass song for Red Alert?"

"Fuck yeah! Hell March! Awesome!"

by Darktrooper666 April 25, 2007

Mercy

Mercy

Mercy is a rare gem

by Desire 2016 February 6, 2020

March 27

This day, is Ace Lalisa Day. Asia's miracle, Lalisa Manoban was born on this day.

So people born on this day are cool, Charismatic, Cute, beautiful, kind, sexy, ethereal, literal Sunshine, hardworking, down to earth, humble, kind and all good things.

On March 27, 1997, Lalisa Manoban came into this world, to rule the hearts of people.

by Avatar Lisa October 15, 2019