by dookieheaddyfreddy December 18, 2011
Get the Messy Clam Sandwich mug.Breasts that have been ejaculated on. Can also refer to flabby, flat, pancake looking tits commonly seen in National Geographic magazine.
After some hot sex, Scott finished by giving me messy tits last night!
That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!
That bitch Dakota got some nasty, messy tits!
by steeldoesntfeel December 25, 2016
Get the Messy tits mug.Something so nonbelievable or funny that’s it’s all over the place. Not necessarily a physical object, but more of the persons actions or a statement that’s been given.
Girl 1- “can you believe Tyrone is going with that bitch to prom?!”
Girl 2- “bitch they are messy as hell.”
Girl 2- “bitch they are messy as hell.”
by turkeysandwhich12 July 11, 2017
Get the Messy mug.A Latin muslim slut. She is usaully married and tend to chase younger men for money. She passes her vagina out to get stuff. Her vagina usaully will stink from where ever she maybe all the way across the world.
Meiby's dont eat pork and her vagina is like a ocean... gaping with no walls.
Meiby's dont eat pork and her vagina is like a ocean... gaping with no walls.
"When She f*cked me for a chicken salad her vagina was like throwing a hotdog in a dryed up ocean, she must of been 70 years old."
"She sounds like a Meibys"
"She sounds like a Meibys"
by LaUnknown February 9, 2018
Get the meibys mug.After a man or woman is double penetrated with an unclean butthole, they blow both dicks until they are clean.
by Assmaster Supreme May 31, 2018
Get the messy chopsticks mug.To cum more than two tablespoons and to miss the projected target making the surrounding objects messy.
girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding
by lockloadfill7577 June 3, 2018
Get the messy cum mug.When one shits inbetween a women's tiddies and claps her tiddies together vigorously, thus creating a messy Nutella sandwhich
by Lachdog & JC September 4, 2018
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