Panty Melter

A car, song, band or anything that makes a women so hot you watch her panties melt and become a puddle beneath her feet.

did you see Charles' new car that Lotus is such a Panty Metler
Have you heard that new song I swear it's panty melter.

by Hade5079 October 19, 2010

face melter

A song that completely dominates one's life while high and reduces him/her to a reptilian state (ie. completely mindfucked); they are usually intense and intricate and have a penchant for turning brains to shit.

"Aggghhhhh! This song is melting my face!"
"I'm really bored, let's toke up and listen to some face melters."

by Rawrrrr December 26, 2008

meeter

one who regularly and lustfully looks at obese men

master can not is the master meeter

by John Michael March 17, 2005

meterofag

1. A term used to emphasise the homosexuality of the term meterosexual. Originally invented by Henry Chiem,

1. "Imteaz/Kasun/Jack, you're such a meterofag"

by Caesar Pavlivs "Big O" Xabbunius February 24, 2004

Menter

An adult who thinks they own you.
An adult that teaches you throughout your childhood.

You don't own me, your nothing but a menter.
Your my mom, but your only a menter.

by Moresti February 18, 2011

5 meter peter

A BIG BONER, I MEAN FUCKING MEGAN FOX MUST HAVE WALKED BY TO GIVE U THAT

HAHA look at his 5 meter peter

by 1234373567474 May 21, 2011

Kickass-o-meter

a scale that measures how kickass someone or something is. Normally used when an already cool person does something awesome, normally followed by applause.

Our new "gym teacher in training" was previously a soldier in Iraq. He has a biker beard (a moustache that only goes around the mouth) and just stands there, arms crossed, looking incredibly badass. He is just concentrated awesomeness.

Me- dude look at the gym teacher.
Damian- which one?
Me- I don't know his name, the soldier guy.
Bryan- he's just standing there looking cool.
Me- I know right! He's fucking awesome!
James- he radiates awesomeness.
Me- yeah, if someone stood next to him, they would be twice as awesome the next day!
All- Yeah!
*whole room gets noisy*
Gym teachers- guys! Guys!
*REALLY loud whistle(the finger one)*
*everyone stares at guy and begins to applaud*
Me- that guy just jumped a notch on the kickass-o-meter.

by MaximumOverdrive March 28, 2009