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Max

He’s pretty much the worst person ever... he’s horrible to girls and has no respect for anyone. He thinks he has loads of friends but there not actually his friends likes to joke about things that are not funny also likes to start arguments a lot.
Girl 1- max is so horrible

Girl2-max was very mean to me in maths

Girl3- max is bad at English
by LM318 June 12, 2020
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maxe

The sexiest person on the planet. The Greek equivalent of Don Juan.
A real-life sex-machine and an endless source of pleasure for women worldwide.
Also known as the dream lover!.
My god! MXE is more handsome than Brad Pitt!
by Anon April 22, 2005
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Max

max is a twat
by hdgakgfewuohkjukghdhwHDHU October 2, 2018
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Max

Means he has a juicy penis and like to fuck all day he also has a giraffe neck and likes black girl booty
by Shit15273 January 23, 2020
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Max

He is very sweet but his only flaw is he likes cock, also his peepee is very very VERY tiny and deformed. Women dislike him and only like his money ($4.50). Also Sean and Logan are very sexy. Max is now a male stripper.
Max wife: I caught max with the man I was having an affair with in our bed but the man screamed and ran because he saw maxs deformed cock (the man was a child)
Max: why did God make me this way, I JUST WANT MORE CHILD COCK!!!
by Logan paseska September 3, 2021
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Max

Max is big gay lol
by Ooooodjjdhbf. Fjehhfhdyjl April 9, 2019
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Max

The greatest guy you will ever meet. Tall athletic body, gorgeous face, and the deepest brown eyes you will find yourself staring into for hours. Smart but doesn't flaunt it, but still casually drops big words into random sentences. He can take a joke, and will often get teased alot because of it, but usually doesn't care. Popular, but sort of low-key, everyone knows and likes him but he's not considered a jock. Is an amazing person to talk to about anything, and if you find yourself dating one, you're the luckiest person ever.
I love my Max to death. Idk what i'd do without him.
by ConfusedAndShooketh December 1, 2019
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