Mario Kart Syndrome

A syndrome that develops in gamers who excessively play the addicting game of Mario Kart with their friends. It's harmless, for the most part. People with this syndrome will begin to hallucinate and daydream. They will start thinking of their entire life as a cartoon-like racing game. Their minds will be haunted by the sound of the "invincible star" music. Some may even start glowing rainbows and start dancing to the music in their heads. They may act jumpy around other people, thinking that at any moment someone will shoot a red koopa shell at them. People with this syndrome also might have the strange habit of collecting banana peels instead of throwing them away after eating their bananas like normal people. When you ask them why, they will almost certainly answer, "For defense against the koopa shells!". Never be caught in a car with a person with Mario Kart Syndrome. They will almost no doubt floor the gas pedal and try to "power slide". They may even laugh like a maniac and say, "You won't beat me this time Luigi!". If you take something that belongs to a person with Mario Kart Syndrome, they'll say, "F---ing Boo stole my item again!" People with Mario Kart Syndrome might also have a strange craving for mushrooms. Lots and lots of mushrooms...

Dad: *playing Mario Kart* Oh yeah! Toad you just got SHELLED!
Daughter: Dad... please... that game's for little kids... You'll get Mario Kart Syndrome at this rate.
Dad: Pfft! That's just a myth.
--Next day--
Dad: *driving his daughter to school and starts flooring the gas pedal and power slides all over the place*
Daughter: DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Dad: ...must... defeat... Donkey... Kong...
Daughter: Dad...? Are you alright...? DAD?!
Dad: I'm better than alright... I'm... *the whole car starts glowing rainbows* INVINCIBLE! *takes his hands off the wheel and starts dancing to "invincible star" music that just started playing on the radio*
Daughter: wtf? *the car goes through several other vehicles unharmed, sending each car it runs through flying*
Dad: *throws banana peel out the window* TAKE THAT YOSHI!
Daughter: DAD! LOOK OUT!
Dad: Huh? *invincibility wears off and they crash into a tree*
Daughter: *looks at watch* Great... Now I'm going to be late for school! ...I hope you're happy Dad!
Dad: Aw man... *head hits steering wheel* I got eighth place!

by Wiseguy16 November 27, 2012

Mario Lemieux

God himself. Also known as the owner, savior, and center for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

I believe in Mario Lemieux...I just don't go to Church.

by Kevin Heyl February 7, 2004

Mario Is Missing

The shitiest excuse for a Mario Bros. game EVER. Luigi would be so cool if they didnt shaft him with shitty lead roles such as finding his bigger brother or riding a mansion of ghosts, See Luigi's Mansion

Dude I rented Mario is Missing totally thinking that it was going to be awesome that Luigi got his own game, but it totally turned out to be doodootaculus

by George Hoefer March 29, 2005

super mario galaxy 2

if you don't plan on getting this game, i recomend suicide. i got mario galaxy 1 earlier this year, and beat the game in 4 days. i've almost got all the power stars, however mario galaxy 2 offers much more of a challenge. so please, fucking do the world a favor and get the game!

guy1:"hey, are you gonna get super mario galaxy 2?"
guy 2:"no, mario is for assholes."
guy1: "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *goes into fit of rage* *shoots him*

by A7X forever May 31, 2010

Mario Kart:Double Dash

Mario Kart Double Dash is awesome the two people in a sinlge kart was an ingeouus idea and shpws why Nintendo is the Number 1 video game developer. The graphics and sound are great. The controls are awesome. And the level design with the highly interactive enviorments. Ahhh if you haven't played this game you have lived.

Mario Kart Double Dash is in my opinion the best game in the Mario Kart Series and the second best racer ever next to Burnout 3 Takedown.

by Mc Mario December 3, 2004

Super Mario Drunk

When you black out while drinking in an unfamiliar place but then, as you sober up, your memory returns later in the night. Now you are somewhere unknown and its only a matter of time before you become too sleepy to find your way back. This is like in the old Mario games when he starts in the middle of a field, you have no idea why or how he got there, but there's a timer counting down before he is fucked. Mario must deal with the situation at hand, just like you.

Much more serious if you forget your phone.

Drew: Dude, where the hell did you go at the end of last night?

Jesse: I somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a Mexican Ron Jeremy who wanted to "make magic" with me, I was so damned super mario drunk.

by Webstersnightmare September 2, 2009

super mario

When you jizz around the upper lip of a female, then shave off your own pubes and stick them to her upper lip. That is a super mario at its finest.

She was suckin me off and then i unexpectedly came on her face. I then proceeded to grab the weed wacker to shave off my pupes and give that bitch a super mario. ITS A MEEEEEEE MARIO!!

by hewbrewnational3 November 18, 2010