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maria is the big gay
by maria is the big gay July 31, 2018
1a. A person who is described as having trollish features, this may include an of the following characteristics; large, brutish, hairy, long-nosed, fat fingered, bug-eyed, and may also have multiple heads or horns. they may live in hills, mountains, caves, or under bridges and love to eat people, especially small children.
2a. A physically attractive older woman with exceptionally sexy lips.
2a. A physically attractive older woman with exceptionally sexy lips.
by boozepooze October 16, 2009
a slut. usually thinks all guys are into her and want to rape her-but no they really don't.
she thinks everyone and all guys love her but than they talk trash about her behind her back.
she thinks she is really funny but none of her jokes or "funny expressions" are at all comical.
she is annoying beyond belief. you can usually find her talking to herself because no one wants to listen.
basically she thinks she is perfect and is too stupid to realize that nobody likes her and she is actually the most repulsive and annoying person to ever exist.
she thinks everyone and all guys love her but than they talk trash about her behind her back.
she thinks she is really funny but none of her jokes or "funny expressions" are at all comical.
she is annoying beyond belief. you can usually find her talking to herself because no one wants to listen.
basically she thinks she is perfect and is too stupid to realize that nobody likes her and she is actually the most repulsive and annoying person to ever exist.
Maria: I'm just soo funny...hahahahaha i crack myself up
(no one is listening and no one is laughing)
Maria: Hey (insert boy name here) blah blah blah isn't that soo funny
Boy: yea sure maria
two seconds later
Boy: oh wow can someone please punch maria in the face
Boy 2: yea we should get a girl to punch her because guys can't hit girls
Boy: but i don't think she is a girl so it doesn't count
(no one is listening and no one is laughing)
Maria: Hey (insert boy name here) blah blah blah isn't that soo funny
Boy: yea sure maria
two seconds later
Boy: oh wow can someone please punch maria in the face
Boy 2: yea we should get a girl to punch her because guys can't hit girls
Boy: but i don't think she is a girl so it doesn't count
by 113049820394895 January 9, 2010
Maria is beautiful, and has gorgeous hazel eyes that will glow in the sunlight.
But don´t let does gorgeous eyes fool you , she can e real petty and get mad at the smallest things and stay mad at you until she wants something.
When yall argue you would want to just punch her in the face and make her nose bleed, but instead of doing that you would just want to take something from her that you bought with your own money or something you gave to her.
Sometimes she can be so sweet and just make you feel happy that you met her, but other times you just want to just beat her until someone pulls you off of her!
Somethings Maria loves is dancing when you see her she will always be dancing, she loves hot fries that´s like her favorite chips in the world, she always have been fond of chocolate, lastly she adores youtube shes like a youtube addict.
But don´t let does gorgeous eyes fool you , she can e real petty and get mad at the smallest things and stay mad at you until she wants something.
When yall argue you would want to just punch her in the face and make her nose bleed, but instead of doing that you would just want to take something from her that you bought with your own money or something you gave to her.
Sometimes she can be so sweet and just make you feel happy that you met her, but other times you just want to just beat her until someone pulls you off of her!
Somethings Maria loves is dancing when you see her she will always be dancing, she loves hot fries that´s like her favorite chips in the world, she always have been fond of chocolate, lastly she adores youtube shes like a youtube addict.
Maria is the person you would want to be around sometimes when she is being sweet and not being petty, and other times you just want to squeeze her face off !
by victoria pink April 5, 2020
by Blair 56754634 December 16, 2007
by lolssssssssss December 7, 2015
An incredibly hot person with a body like nobody else. A Maria will brighten up your day and make you laugh even if your sad. But never get on Maria's bad side because she'll destroy your life and make it a complete hell. Maria has a really unique taste in music and her style but once you get into it, you'll get obsessed. Maria is also very strong mentally and will hide all her emotions to make other feel good.
by yaagetintoit June 5, 2020