ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

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Mani

A small dead inside man child, often associated with a curly large hair.

Ugh..I can't believe this..Mani can't even behave himself properly

by Djhddksnsb March 22, 2022

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Manis

Your best nigga friend. No cap

Που σε ρε Manis γκαύλα ?

by M_2_M February 3, 2022

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Mani

human

He is mani.

by garbagegold October 5, 2021

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mani appreciation day

Mani Appreciation Day is on September 20th :)

person 1: HEY! ITS SEPTEMBER 20TH
person 2: okay, wdym?
person 1: ITS MANI APPRECIATION DAY!!

person 2: OMG HOW DID I FORGET

by kkippyy September 20, 2021

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Why does bok choy have so many pimples

Why does my friend bok choy have skin diseases?

why does bok choy have pimples

Pimplepuff girls

Boy 1: Ew have u seen bok choy
Girl 2: Ew she looks like johnny sins from the back

Girl 1: exactly her head has pimples and she has blackheads on her coochie meow meow
"why is bok choy a pimplepuff girl"
Why does bok choy have so many pimples

by Bok choy's skin diseases July 18, 2021

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