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Hoover Maneuver

A risky act a man does 2 a partner during doggystyle intercourse in which the unexpecting "receiver" has their arms knocked from beneath them by the "giver" and the "giver" then rubs the "receivers" face into the carpet.
I pulled the "hoover maneuver" on her, now she has rugburn on her face.
by K8 da GR8 (KEYS) / Cheff Ric November 11, 2010
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Vancouver Maneuver

Much like the large amount of precipitation that Vancouver, WA receives in the fall, the Vancouver Maneuver deals with a significant loss of liquids --- So make sure to hydrate!!

First, a subject (male or female) woos to ladies into a hotel room where they are provided adequate amounts of alcohol. Next, the two women - both seated facing the protagonist - are pleasured for several minutes with each hand until maximum arousal is reached (this works best if the hotel has massage beds). Then, just before the climax is reached, the recruiting subject lights a match or lighter under the sprinkler head... and Presto!! The combination of squirting subjects and emergency sprinklers creates the effect of the Washington climate; leaving the subject soaked!

For expert trials- use a rain gauge to measure the amount of success!
Jim: "*Cough *Cough, this room is soo dry... I could use a change of climate in here."

Stephen: "That's silly Jim, how would you do that?"

Jim: "Let me search Urban Dictionary... "

"hmmm...I think I have a solution... the Vancouver Maneuver.... ehh?"

Stephen: "Where are you going?"

Jim: "Miss Tracy's liquor store, I have an appointment."
by D-Tails November 18, 2011
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The FFXIV Maneuver

The act of which a MMO company promises to release future content with trailers and development letters in hopes to crush dissent and loss of subscriber base.
Bioware - "Yeah, we #*$&ed up our first major patch to The Worlds Most Successful MMO Launch In History." But look at all this cool stuff we will do in X amount of months!

Player Base - Pulled The FFXIV Maneuver bioware has.
by Yawns Angrily February 6, 2012
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Black maneuver

A creature of unbelievable power and guile, the Black Maneuver has brough doom to billions and continues to do so unimpeded. Only one is thought to exist on the world of Space Nam, but it is as if there are thousands, due to it's insatiable hunger for human suffering. It has also been know to invade dreams and carry men into screaming hellpits of torment.
It's a Black Maneuver!!

Christ man get do-
by Jamie Spicer-Lewis December 7, 2006
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Overtime Manuever

Get drunk with a pair of chicks ( or dudes what ever floats your boat). Chat them both up while getting them drunk and select one of the two for romance while leaving the other to a drunk stupor. After having drunk sex with one of the individuals and they pass out, you go downstairs and have sex with their friend who is also drunk but hasn't passed out yet. Not getting caught results as a win in OT. Getting caught results as a loss in OT.
Jimmy partied with Susie and Jane. Jane and Jimmy went up stairs and had sex and Jane passed out. Jimmy put on his pants and went downstairs to Susie and had sex with Susie. Jimmy pulled the "Overtime Manuever"

**Jimmy got caught. Jimmy lost in OT.
**Jimmy did not get caught. Jimmy won in OT.
by Slimdoggie November 7, 2010
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Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver

The Scenario: You're driving along on a relatively deserted two-lane highway, at night, in the right-hand lane. You encounter another vehicle, either behind you or in front of you, in either lane. Eventually, the other vehicle ends up in the left lane, about half a car-length behind you. If the driver had half a brain and basic knowledge of highway driving, they would either pass you, or merge behind you. Instead, it's some brain-dead moron who matches your speed exactly and stays in the same place, thus blinding you with headlights into your side-view mirror. It's especially annoying with a truck or SUV.

The Maneuver: Check your rear-view to make sure there's nobody behind you in your lane. Apply the brakes firmly; not enough to leave rubber behind, but enough for significant deceleration. If you have a manual transmission, or the fairly new "semi-automatic" or "manumatic" transmission, then you should also downshift in order to heighten the effect. The dumbass in the other lane will then fly by you. The advantages are twofold: the other driver will likely be confused about your sudden braking and worry that you saw something that they missed, and also you're now in a perfect position to aim your lights into their side-view mirror, thereby turning the tables.
The Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver is named in honor of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. In Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi, he went from having two Imperial Scout Troopers on his 6 o'clock to having them at his 12 o'clock, where he quickly dispatched them.
by klopek007 April 6, 2010
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Mario Maneuver

When you fuck your girl anal till she has a pink sock. After you blow your massive load all over her face, You do the mario jump, flip, and kick!
Dude, Last night girlfriend came over to my house and I gave her the Mario Maneuver.
by Mr. Amazon Fire Fighter(CARP) February 26, 2009
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