Paper mâché (a bitch)

The act of ejaculating on tissue paper, toilet paper, napkin, or any absorbent, thin cloth and proceeding to wrap around or stick to a partners

head.

I'm about to paper mâché (a bitch)

by kristy rowbothem June 17, 2014

machead

Noun

Slang term for a person who soups up or customizes Apple computers.

That machead made my old desktop wok as fast as a new machine.

The machead maxed out the RAM on my Mac.

by Cap'n do-rag September 20, 2009

mach nigger

a speed far too fast to be traveling at when youre completely blazed

dude slow down, cops everywhere here, you're goin mach nigger

by chrissteezy October 11, 2006

mach retard

To move at an exceedingly slow pace.

Christ on a stick, the speed limit is 65, and we're stuck behind this jackass going mach retard.

by dbaggery November 6, 2007

Macauley Culkin

1. a child actor famous for his roles in films like Home Alone and Richie Rich.
2. to express shock by smacking your hands against your cheeks and screaming, resembling a famous scene in the movie Home Alone.

1. Did you see that movie The Good Son? Macauley Culkin was so good in that.
2. When I found out that I won the lottery, I totally did a Macauley Culkin.

by xfanatic50 May 7, 2005

mach

69mach1...Nonsexually... but as in the year of the Mustang.

I am going to save up my money and buy that yellow 69mach1 for $3500.

by rubyice September 20, 2005

Machado

Real bad player at Dota, followed by childish attitude, causing his team to lose almost every time.

Machado has left the game with a 0/15 (K/D) score.

by HasHClan May 4, 2009