Green Mushroom

As in the Mario series when one gains a green mushroom the words "one up" flash on the screen, this is when you tell a story and someone else tries to tell a story better than you.

John: "i once skydived"

Bob: "yeah well i skydived and shot 4 ninjas whilst slaying a dragon and throwing the ring into Mt. Doom."

John: "Green Mushroom me again and you die."

by jameswilson December 22, 2009

mushroom tatoo

when you take your wang to someone's face with great force(mushroom slap), leaving a mark that looks like a mushroom (because the end of your penis kida looks like a mushroom)

I left a little mushroom tatoo on that dude because he was a fruit

by Diego February 8, 2004

Burnt Mushroom

After your partner is done giving you a blow job, she proceeds to turn around and fart/queefe on the head of your penis (the part that looks like a mushroom)

After Bradley was done fingering Bisbee's butthole, Bisbee sucked his cock and farted on it, and bradley said "thank you for the burnt mushroom!"

by Kara Day xoxo November 10, 2009

hot mushroom

to dip your erect penis into hot (not scalding) water and slap it onto someone's face

Guy #1: Hey did you hear? Some dude gave Nicole a hot mushroom!

Guy #2: I'm not surprised, she's a kinky bitch.

by Inspector Gadget4434 October 4, 2011

Mushroom Stamped

The act of getting a dong slapped on your head

Joe was so drunk I mushroom stmaped his ass

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

mushroom cloud

NOUN: the spare-tire/belly fat that is forced over an overweight person's too-tight jeans. (resembles a mushroom cap)

When Rosie O'Donnell puts on a pair of size 20 jeans, her mushroom cloud is considered a weapon of mass destruction.

or "Sure, i can fit into size 6, but it gives me a mushroom cloud"

by slothymcgee February 14, 2008

magic mushroom

A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.

Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.

by Spork August 27, 2003