Driving Mong
Driving Mong by ar12fan420 August 22, 2021
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twat faced mong
twat faced mong by corpseman May 13, 2005
Filchy Mong
The act of catching a fluffy hamster in the mouth once it has shot out of a dead persons cummy anus, due to the fact that another person has jumped from height onto the body of the dead individual.
Marge managed to succesfully filchy mong barry once andrew had agreed to jump from the window onto the barry's belly.
Filchy Mong by the filchy mongers! April 24, 2009
Bucket mong
A shit labourer useful only for his ability at filling and emptying buckets of mortar for bricklayers or tossing rubble into a skip. Usually found with a rolled up cigarette standing against a shovel
‘Oi, labourer, I need some bricks and mortar pal sharpish’
“Wait while I have this cigarette”
‘Fuck that, we need some stuff you bucket mong.’
“Wait while I have this cigarette”
‘Fuck that, we need some stuff you bucket mong.’
Bucket mong by PissedUpBrickie May 17, 2018
prick mong
Ashley Cole is a fucking prick mong.
xxxxxx you prick mong (sung to the tune of "Grandma We Love You"
xxxxxx you prick mong (sung to the tune of "Grandma We Love You"
prick mong by andy morris February 25, 2008
fight the mong
verb: To "fight the mong" (also to "fight it")
This usually means that instead of monging, you're going on a trek.
It can mean simply keeping your eyes open, or even mean picking your drunken self up off the pavement. How you "fight it" depends on how monged out you are.
This usually means that instead of monging, you're going on a trek.
It can mean simply keeping your eyes open, or even mean picking your drunken self up off the pavement. How you "fight it" depends on how monged out you are.
"Let's play football - come on, fight the mong lads!"
"Fight the mong Eric, it's closing time for fuck's sake"
"Fight the mong Eric, it's closing time for fuck's sake"
fight the mong by Kirkham November 23, 2003