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Driving Mong

Ray-Vision YouTube
by ar12fan420 August 22, 2021
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twat faced mong

1.the insult to end all insults.

2. meaning a pregnant fish faced mental patient
will you twat faced mong get away from the tv
by corpseman May 13, 2005
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Filchy Mong

The act of catching a fluffy hamster in the mouth once it has shot out of a dead persons cummy anus, due to the fact that another person has jumped from height onto the body of the dead individual.
Marge managed to succesfully filchy mong barry once andrew had agreed to jump from the window onto the barry's belly.
by the filchy mongers! April 24, 2009
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Bucket mong

A shit labourer useful only for his ability at filling and emptying buckets of mortar for bricklayers or tossing rubble into a skip. Usually found with a rolled up cigarette standing against a shovel
‘Oi, labourer, I need some bricks and mortar pal sharpish’
“Wait while I have this cigarette
Fuck that, we need some stuff you bucket mong.’
by PissedUpBrickie May 17, 2018
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prick mong

Used as an insult in the same manner as dickhead, twat, shithead
Ashley Cole is a fucking prick mong.

xxxxxx you prick mong (sung to the tune of "Grandma We Love You"
by andy morris February 25, 2008
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fight the mong

verb: To "fight the mong" (also to "fight it")

This usually means that instead of monging, you're going on a trek.

It can mean simply keeping your eyes open, or even mean picking your drunken self up off the pavement. How you "fight it" depends on how monged out you are.
"Let's play football - come on, fight the mong lads!"

"Fight the mong Eric, it's closing time for fuck's sake"
by Kirkham November 23, 2003
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ming mong

someone who is really ugly, so god damn ugly you cringe when you see their face, comes from the word minger, created by lucy.
OMG! you see that ming mong!
by da mac May 10, 2005
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