The act of a mother documenting every detail of her child's life with unnecessary photos, social media updates and blog posts. Mommy blogging also includes condescending other mothers with inaccurate parenting and/or medical advice.
Dinah: Hey girl, did you vaccinate your kids yet?
Karen: No....Jenna was saying that I shouldn't vaccinate my kids since vaccinations can cause childhood obesity.
Dinah: Are you seriously listening to Jenna? She's not even a nurse! That bitch is just mommy blogging.
Karen: Yeah girl, you're right
Karen: No....Jenna was saying that I shouldn't vaccinate my kids since vaccinations can cause childhood obesity.
Dinah: Are you seriously listening to Jenna? She's not even a nurse! That bitch is just mommy blogging.
Karen: Yeah girl, you're right
by koriandr October 21, 2015
by Dirtbagbradd March 30, 2023
by Jerseygirl9998 July 03, 2018
Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.
Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.
Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.
Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.
by CockThroater February 17, 2016
by chelanslim January 29, 2009
Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.
by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018
"harder scrub daddy," moaned Scrub Mommy
"more more more," screamed scrub mommy
"Let's make a Scrub Baby," whispered Scrub Mommy sedicktively
"more more more," screamed scrub mommy
"Let's make a Scrub Baby," whispered Scrub Mommy sedicktively
by Scrub Mommy Scrub Daddy October 24, 2019