Mommy Blogging

The act of a mother documenting every detail of her child's life with unnecessary photos, social media updates and blog posts. Mommy blogging also includes condescending other mothers with inaccurate parenting and/or medical advice.
Dinah: Hey girl, did you vaccinate your kids yet?
Karen: No....Jenna was saying that I shouldn't vaccinate my kids since vaccinations can cause childhood obesity.
Dinah: Are you seriously listening to Jenna? She's not even a nurse! That bitch is just mommy blogging.
Karen: Yeah girl, you're right
by koriandr October 21, 2015
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Mommy Muscle

Top tier, Grade demadome gorilla wrench grip cooch.
When you slide into some Top Tier, Mommy muscle and your trying not to bust quick.
by Dirtbagbradd March 30, 2023
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sugar mommie

hey sugar mommie?
yes ashley?
are you a weinberg?
idk son are you a penis?
no im pergante.
by Jerseygirl9998 July 03, 2018
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Mommy issues

Trauma caused to a son by a selfish and irresponsible cunt of a mother because she's an insecure idiot. Mommy issues cause significant dysfunction and usually causes men to never be able to trust females for the rest of his life. Usually caused by immature single mothers.
Mike is a misogynist because he has mommy issues.

Jeremy became a serial rapist because his single mom hated men and neglected him because she didn't want to feel taken advantage of.
by CockThroater February 17, 2016
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Salami Mommy

a mature woman who enjoys preforming oral sex on younger men
Widow Johnson next door ...sure turned into a Salami Mommy since the old man died!!!
by chelanslim January 29, 2009
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Mommy Issues

Dating older women because a person can't afford to miss it's real mother, so it seeks something similar.
That dude his girlfriend is like 30, he probably has some serious mommy issues
by leroyjenkiinnss April 28, 2018
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Scrub Mommy

When Scrub Daddy got a little too kinky and went a little too hard with the spanking and choking.
"harder scrub daddy," moaned Scrub Mommy

"more more more," screamed scrub mommy

"Let's make a Scrub Baby," whispered Scrub Mommy sedicktively
by Scrub Mommy Scrub Daddy October 24, 2019
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