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Modern Warfail

The term used by people who think they are really good at gaming, but when they play Modern Warfare they realise that they are actually a noob. When they ask their friends what they think about the game, they realise that is is actually awesome, and they just suck at it. This makes them jealous, and they go and cry into their Halo bedspreads.
P1: omg i had an awesome game last night, i was 40:2 and i killed 4 people with one RPG!

P2: Modern Warfail is lame

P1: Are you saying that because you suck at it?

P2: Yes.
by AngryJackr August 28, 2010
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Modern Hippie

Someone who does pills and listens to dubstep because its "good music"
Person #1. Dude, she's such a modern hippie.
Person #2. I know, dubstep sucks.
by clemontine August 14, 2012
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Modern day deadhead

You can spot a modern day dead head in just about any up and coming left wing town such as Boulder or San Francisco who loves the grateful dead but was born years after the death of Jerry Garcia. A modern day dead head is usually in their 20's attending collage. These fools are usally seen wearing tie dye clothing and grateful dead shirts most likely purchased from Walmart or Spencer's. Long curly hair can also be spotted on these creaters as well as dreadlocks or man buns. A modern day dead has will be preaching peace, love, and tolerance but turns out to be the biggest egotistical douchbag ever once you get to know him or her. Don't let me forget that modern day deadheads can smoke more weed than you, do more drugs than you, and drink more than you. Being a grateful dead fan for these folks is more of a fashion statement or fad.
Guy number 1: That dude over there has dreads and is wearing a grateful dead shirt.

Guy number 2: pfft modern day deadheads. I bet he's never even seen the grateful dead. Phish sucks, Jerry's dead. Get a job hippie.
by Cornbread221 July 1, 2019
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Modern Chicken

A piece of chicken that appears flat, flawless, and fresh.
"Now THAT is a piece of modern chicken. It looks nice. I don't want that other old-fashioned piece of chicken."
by hal287 April 22, 2010
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Modern day loveletter

pretty much just your feelings through texts
Boy: i luv yur i's

Girl: aw thxs bby

The Modern day loveletter
by featherface=) May 29, 2009
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modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016
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modern physics

(n.) organic chemestry for physics majors.
-I have to take modern physics next semester.
-May God have mercy on your soul!
by Utnapishtim's Ark June 3, 2016
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