by jakeisagamer November 24, 2019
by ieatcakeforbreakfast February 28, 2014
Mikey, is his nickname but he doesn't like to be called by his real name.....he has blue eyes, dirty blonde kinda puffy hair, he loves baseball and football....he has an amazing gf, and he loves her sooo much...mikey kurck is a real hawty, but thinks of himself as ugly...mikey is awesome and will do anything for his gf.....the end, Mikey kurck, ur legit
by Urworld July 12, 2018
by Poggers champion August 04, 2022
by III MC III June 12, 2011
Mikey is a mole rat who styles his hair just like sonic the hedgecunt. He thinks hes big just because he wakes up early to go to the gym when in reality hes just a skinny asswipe. His only redeeming quality is that he kinda of looks like the demonic and unchristian offspring of Derek Zoolander and a fucking dead rat
by Xx_Black Jesus_xX June 03, 2020
Guy 1: “Oi did you here Josh isn’t coming this weekend!?”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”
Guy 2: “Oh shit! He is pulling a Mikey! What a dog!”
by Ozziedogdownunder July 27, 2022