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Minor

Jeffrey Epstein: i failed day one no nut november because of that minor!
Edp445: Fuck that guy!
by Daddys new toy November 17, 2023
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Minority

A person with the ability to say a slur unique to the reason why they are a Minority, does not apply to other types of minorities and vice versa
Person 1: “Bro, you can’t say that
Person 2: “Yes I can, it’s called being a Minority”
by BlingBlingBoy100M$ December 19, 2021
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Minor Attractions

Those that Minor Attracted Persons (pedos) are attracted to: children.
Person 1: Dude, did you see Minor Attractions?
Person 2: Yes, they were everywhere. Also, what the fuck is wrong with you?
by salanocrux October 11, 2024
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Minor

In most countries, any person(s) who is under the age of 18 years. (See example one.)

Less important or urgent (in comparison to other situations or events); has less priority than something else, or something that is not too difficult to solve or clear. (See example two.)
Example One:
"I'm a minor."

Example Two:
"It was a minor accident. Nobody was hurt in the process."
by Alan T. Fitch October 17, 2021
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Schrodinger's Minor

A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.
Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF

NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that

Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE

In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.
by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023
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