mind wank

from the latin "mindus wankus" A form of masturbation which the only organ involved is ur mind, there is no tissue needed and u can have them in public and not get arrested

normally accours wen a fit/sexy/good lookin person is near or being day dreamed/fantasised about

by liz (not the 1 mentioned above, honest!) December 22, 2003

mind whore

A guy or a girl that had daydreamed 'doing it' with diffrent people.

For Example....
Abby zoned out that she had sex with John....but in the next day she thought about doing it with Lance, now she is having thoughts about doing it with Ethan.

So since she had sex with so many people in her mind that makes her a mind whore!! :D

by The Dark Mitzuki July 7, 2008

Mind Pussy

The act of bragging about getting and banging girls without actually having physically done so. Often done to try to impress, when in actuality everyone laughs at the absurdness of the stories being told. Everyone knows someone who gets mind pussy all the time.

Guy 1- Dude I railed out on that chick so hard last night.
Guy 2- No you didn't she said she's never talked to you before... must've been some good mind pussy.
Guy 1- Fuck you

by Penis Llama June 8, 2011

Mind Hunter

A person who steals thoughts out of one's mind before they had a chance to say it first. Usually due to an experience shared previously. Similar to a 'jinx'

Bobby and Erica both exclaimed "KFC" when asked what they wanted for lunch. Erica called Bobby a mind hunter, but Bobby knew it was because they had seen a commercial for fried chicken the night before.

by MissCris April 16, 2008

Mind Ninja

To be slick with your thinking and otherwise in most cases outsmart an opponate

U are sutch a Mind Ninja beacouse you beat me in craneium.

by Jessica Ashly Eslinger September 5, 2007

Mind Fuckers

When a couple sit there not talking at all, they could be reading a book or doing work, and one of them starts smiling because their minds, telepathically, are having sexual intercourse hence the term mind fucking. Mind fuckers usually sit in the same place everyday not talking only mind fucking each other.

Michael-Hey Nate, why are those two always so quiet?

Nate- Oh those are just the mind fuckers

by B.Roth February 28, 2009

mind penis

Objectification of the concept of intellectual masturbation; the mind penis is the mean through which the former can be perpetrated.

That class mostly consists of the prof. jerkin' his mind penis in front of the class.

by Olibaba March 26, 2009