microwave honeybun

A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.

Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.

by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024

13 yo microwave

loves sex

oh boy the 13 yo microwave sure does love sex

by CIHFR April 6, 2023

microwave

a microwave is a idiot named jaxson who will break your heart and not gaf

ps,,, screw u jaxson

person 1-“omg isn’t that jaxson!??”
person 2-“no, that’s just a microwave,”

by microwave69420 June 25, 2019

son of a dirty microwave

What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....

You spilled my Starbucks you son of a dirty microwave!!!!!!

by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017

use the microwave

To have sex

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "

by jsurfs November 25, 2016

Microwavable Bitch

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe.

An instant bitch. A simple minded bitch. A raw in the middle bitch, that gives you salmonella.
He is a microwavable bitch that lasted 2 min.
A dude that pops up like stalker. That bitch is wicrowave safe

by Nat -Nat November 1, 2022

Microwave

Heat da food

"My food is cold. How do I get it warm?"
"Da microwave"

by Hurskastelij A January 18, 2021