anus mcflackus

Making a puppet from dry or chapped butt cheeks.

During a night of intense sexaul exploration. I decided to introduce my girl to life long friend, Anus McFlackus.

by Anus McFlackus June 18, 2016

Zoe McLachlan

A dumb blonde slut

To be Zoe Mclachlan means you're a slut

Zoe: I send nudes to everyone

Every guy: I think I'm special

by TheSquare_ August 8, 2019

j'malachi

504 (he has a learning disability )

omg did you see that boy he is most definitely a j'malachi

by nochalant March 27, 2020

dirty malachy

Like a dirty Sanchez but for worse with increasing levels of depravity depending on how many people in the room are protestants.

That night was messy, like a dirty Malachy in an Anglican dance hall

by malandjohn March 31, 2020

Haha Malachai Go Farm

Someone who has had a play on there name from Barnett To Farmett

Malachai your so stupid, Haha Malachai Go Farm

by Senior Bread Man October 23, 2020

Talon McLachlan

tall but skinny, ranga, likes men. the small feet means that he has a tiny pecker. he has barely any friends and all the women feel sorry for him. he's the type of guy who rage quits Minecraft. he doesn't think he has orange hair, but he obviously does. he does not use deodarant.

Talon McLachlan you stinky ranga nonce
Talon McLachlan i didnt kill your minecraft pig hamlet

by robotic dildo April 6, 2022

Finlay McLachlan

Finlay McLachlan, also known as ‘Seal’, is a morbidly obese man who has been sighted around the Garstang and Inskip area molesting local dogs, leaving them completely paralised in the back legs.

He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.

Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.

“Oh my days i saw Finlay McLachlan in my backyard and he was giving me cocker spaniel a rimjob!”

“Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”

by PooEnjoyer619Booyaka January 27, 2023