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A Mexican saying this is Mexico in California or Texas would have a historical point to get angry about, but a Mexican saying it on the East Coast is at lost as a person of European heritage saying This is France or Italy, or a person of African heritage saying TIA, nobody cares about this God forsaken continent. The East Coast was once Indian land, but it was never Mexico.
The East Coast has never been Mexico.
by The Original Agahnim August 28, 2021
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New Mexico Rimmer

When you use tajin while giving a rim job.
Hey did you know that they give New Mexico Rimmers here?
by *_*suck_my_cack*_* August 28, 2021
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Mexicos

“Ey u got some mexicos on deck?”

“Hy i gotchu with the mexicos”
by Zoning November 29, 2024
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Mexico City Mop

When eating spicy food blowing your nose then wiping your ass with the same tissue
Brian-“Man this chille is hot!” Gunnar-“sounds like your gonna have to use the ol’ Mexico City mop”
by Jordan bennet January 8, 2025
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New Mexico Tug

The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.
I couldn’t get it up last night so we had to do the New Mexico Tug; it hurt like hell.
by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025
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Penguin Out of Mexico

To leave Mexico walking bow-legged or waddling—like a penguin—due to an excessive amount of vacation sex. Typically used to describe a wild girls’ trip aftermath involving margaritas, mystery men, and questionable decision-making on foreign sand.

Usage: Often preceded by phrases like “she came back from Cancun looking like...” or “that Cabo trip turned her into...”
Jessica got plowed so hard in Cabo by a surf instructor named Mateo. She waddled like a penguin out of Mexico.
by markmessina June 30, 2025
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New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.
My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo
by J4VA September 28, 2025
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