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egg mcmuffin

When you crack and egg on a chick's ass before you penetrate it, using the raw egg as a lubricant and degrader.
I ran out of anal ez so I just pulled an egg mcmuffin on the bitch.
by Husayn ibn Ali September 29, 2006
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mcmac

A mcmac is the sexual action of filling a womans vagina with big mac secret sauce then eating it out, therefore bypassing the unbearable fishy taste associated with a vagina.
We went to Mcdonalds and ordered 5 big macs, scraped off all the secret sauce and i mcmaced her all night
by mcdsworkerr November 17, 2010
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Mcmiles

Comes from the most Awesomest person in the world.

should be used to discribe people who are very talent at being awesome.
Gee, that mcmiles girl is hot shit

OMG mcmiles is god!
by Homegirls2008 December 16, 2008
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McMasturbate

When a person ignors social contact with friends in the kitchen because they are too busy masturbating to the TV programme "Glee"
My Friend cant come to the kitchen, hes too bust McMasturbate(ing).......
by Anonomoose123 December 4, 2010
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mcmesiah

mcmesiah is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet. he has a great sense of style, major photoshop skills, and a wicked sense of humor. that’s right ladies he’s got it all: he’s funny, he can edit an anime girl on your photos, he’s super cute and he’s genuinely kind instead of being an asshole! what more could you want?? if you ever get to meet mcmesiah, just consider yourself lucky.
person 1: “have you ever heard of mcmesiah?”
person 2: “yes of course! i love him!”

person 3: “yea, mcmesiah is totally amazing.”
by ineedouterspace January 29, 2020
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The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
Yo Sick! Nick just gave Levi a serious mega mcmooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Crab McMuffin

When a married woman asks if her husband would like a 3-way with her and her friend, only to find out her friend is a man halfway through sexual intercourse.
Guy1:Hey bro what did you do last night?
Guy2:Got stuck in a Crab McMuffin
by crackBaBy123 September 10, 2010
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