Refers to the boner of an Asian male: mango because it is yellow, stiffy meaning erect penis. Select promiscuous females may even tell you that the renowned mango stiffy truly tastes like mango. It is paramount to fully embrace the oncome of the mango stiffy.
Bob: Why do so many girls like that Asian kid?
Juan: Idk man, but I've overheard the girls over there talking about "mango stiffy?" Don't know what that's supposed to mean...
Pung Tang (Asian Kid): HOES LOVE THE MANGO STIFFY 8==D
Juan: Idk man, but I've overheard the girls over there talking about "mango stiffy?" Don't know what that's supposed to mean...
Pung Tang (Asian Kid): HOES LOVE THE MANGO STIFFY 8==D
by spicychicken95 October 24, 2017
by baileythemangosmoothiemaker November 18, 2020
A phrase used when someone needs to complete a multitude of tasks before doing something else. Such as going to the bathroom, settling family quarrels, grabbing food, changing clothes, put on cosmetics, make a sandwich, finish homework, grab a beer, do chores, etc. One mango of time can depend on the person; fairly quick or a long, long time.
Friend: "Hey bro, you wanna go the basketball court and shoot some hoops?"
You: "For sure man, just hold on a mango. I gotta finish up some stuff real quick."
You: "For sure man, just hold on a mango. I gotta finish up some stuff real quick."
by Mangomasochist December 18, 2011
Smoke a blunt, do edibles
by BigSmokeSmallToke January 25, 2020
When you have braces and you go down on someone who hasn't shaved and some hair gets stuck in the braces or between the teeth.
by Roberich September 14, 2014
A very large fruit; much larger than the typical size of that fruit. It is based on Mandingo, a well-endowed porn star.
by Amphysvena March 18, 2009
To totally lose control of yourself due to excessive rage and anger. Only the primitive urge to pummel the nearest object remains in your brain and this condition usually last for approx 1-5 minutes. Not that much different from the Berzerker condition.
by D.E March 18, 2004