Brushing the Log

When Air comes out of your ass it brushes the log of shit that makes it smell as it exits your anus. (Also known as a Fart)

I was just brushing the log, now you can smell my Feices air in your nose.

by Vivers November 8, 2011

tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

by turtlevagina September 5, 2010

da log

is the drinking spot in the woods. Not the most comfortable spot to chill and drink Mickeys double deuces in excess but it is away from the cops and you can piss anywhere. Also if the cops did come. You have a lot of places to run to.

Hey what’s up are you going to “Da Log” later because T.C. bought some Mickey’s deuces and that’s the only spot we can drink at later on.

by Staydown2722 September 10, 2020

Logging Framework

Toilet.

A definition relating an abstraction in which common code providing generic functionality can be selectively overridden or specialised by user code providing specific functionality, and dropping one in the bog.

Barry found that he had to utilise the logging framework more often than he expected when a critical incident caused several dumps to be produced at once.

by RhythmJunky May 6, 2010

Smacking log

Another way to say "masturbation".

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.

by Big Coxie March 8, 2023

Launchin' Logs

To defecate violently.

Karla: What happend in there? It sounded like a bazooka!

Luca: Oh you know... Just launchin' logs.

by treadstone28 February 4, 2018

laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017