christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013

dev-logs

developer logs to show an audience of people the progress and updates of a game or website.

yes, I am an admin. But no, I don't use dev-logs.

by urmomgaeasf June 11, 2022

Smacking log

Another way to say "masturbation".

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.

by Big Coxie March 8, 2023

log twaddling

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything

1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.

by freddie mama January 18, 2011

Brushing the Log

When Air comes out of your ass it brushes the log of shit that makes it smell as it exits your anus. (Also known as a Fart)

I was just brushing the log, now you can smell my Feices air in your nose.

by Vivers November 8, 2011

fog log

A joint and/or blunt of gigantic proportions.

Man, I went to Willie's house last night, and that dude rolled up one hell of a fog log.

by prospero418 April 3, 2009

Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.

*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!

by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022