The hub be lackin

When pornhub/regular porn just ain't cutting it anymore

Bro 1: bro is it just me or do the hub be lackin sometimes
Bro 2: bro fr I feel like I've seen everything
Bro 1: on Jah dude porn just ain't cutting it no more

by Bignigga445 March 9, 2020

Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head

A rare insult; not only is it dutifully insulting, but the person you use it against will have no time to think of a comeback.

"You stupid!"
"Shut yo fuck you up you lookin like a Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head."
"Fuck you said?"
"Yeah, Fuck you, I said!"

by Haguj March 28, 2020

What's Cracka Lacking

The Ghetto's way of saying whats up.

Girl 1: What's Cracka Lacking
Boy 1: Not Much Sweet Stuff

by Big Mosey April 14, 2020

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

Dude, Why are you here? Go to bed. If you have reached this point, abandon all hope.

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

by B R R R R R R R April 25, 2022

Body Locking

Body Locking is the act of hooking up and cuddling without having sex with someone.

Jane meets Joe at a bar, the chemistry heats up and they end up in bed together after the bar closes. As the night progresses they stop short of having sex and instead elaborate on the many paradigms of body locking.

by chadastrophic July 13, 2009

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.

Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

by vinylmatt August 28, 2005

Stop looking at me

A phrase of pure paranoia. Usually said when you look at someone because you thought that they were looking at you (out of paranoia) and the non-looker says "Stop looking at me" (out of paranoia) who was probably actually looking at you all along making sure that no one looked at them (out of paranoia). A person saying "Stop looking at me" is almost always fibbing, and usually wants you to look at them more. I mean, if they were not looking at you then how could they know that you were looking at them, right?

Girl 999: Stop looking at me!
Boy 1: Bitch, I look where I please.

Guy 1: *better make sure Guy 2 is not looking at me*
-=guy one looks at guy two=-
Guy 2: Stop looking at me.

by The Man That Never Was January 9, 2011