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Abe Lincolnbeard

A young white male in his early 20's who wears a thin beard across his jawline. This individual will also sport bling, tattoos, and sports jerseys, and act in the same manner as young African American men of the same age.
See Also: Wigger
There were a bunch of Abe Lincolnbeards hanging out at the 7-11.
by Johnny Teflon December 16, 2010
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Lincoln Park

City located in southeast Michigan near Detroit. City full of sluts, scene kids and preps.
Slutty Lincoln Park, Scene Lincoln Park
by Amanda Hinkle July 2, 2008
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Lincoln Top-hat

The act of shitting on your partner's head during/after sex and letting the shit stack up like a top hat.
When Carl was railing out that hoodrat friday night he pulled the ultimate scumbag move by Lincoln Top-hatting that skeezer.
by Speedy Beans June 21, 2012
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lincoln-douglas debate

1. The type of debate that is similar to policy debate, except that it is based on the debater's ability to think creatively and logically, rather than their ability to spew random facts at a rate that makes them sound to everybody except for other debaters like someone who is either vomiting out syllables or is demon-possessed. Generally accepted as the best kind of debate, as it allows the most room for crazy mind-grenade generating arguments. Lincoln douglas debaters are generally acknowledged to be twice as good as either pofo or policy debaters, because it takes two of the other types of debaters to make a team, but only one lincoln douglas debater.
"hey, does that guy do lincoln-douglas debate?"
"yeah, he's like one of the awesomest people ever. He gets tons of females, he's super cool, and he speaks at normal speeds"
by you! O.o July 19, 2012
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Lincoln-Sudbury

a school comprised of snobby rich kids located in a a small suburb of Boston. There's lots of weed and booze.
Ls kid:" Hey I go to Lincoln-Sudbury."
Other kid:" Shit wheres the weed at?"
by RARRR123 March 7, 2009
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"Abe Lincoln"

Prior to ejaculation, the abe lincolnist spits on his partners back to mislead him/her into thinking that the act of releasing sperm has occured. BUT when the abe lincolnee turns around, he/she is met with a conscious-terminating punch in the face. The abe lincolnist, penis in hand, truly finishes the act on the victim's face. The sperm is then polished erotically over the lower part of the face. The hair of the dupe is then viciously chopped off and smeared onto the sperm skin to create the Abe Lincoln sex beard. (Hat is optional)
"Hey Mary whatcha doin with an "Abe Lincoln" on?! Its 4 oclock in the day and we're in church!"

"Ow Darn Chuck just abe lincolned me again last night!"
by Kauf Orchard October 17, 2007
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Stinkin' Lincoln

When you put a roll of pennies up someone's ass.
I had a hard time cashing in my roll of pennies after I gave my girlfriend a Stinkin' Lincoln
by Drew80 August 8, 2006
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