Stiff Lifts

Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.

Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"

Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."

by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013

Man Lift

A more 'family friendly' way of saying a boner
Often seen on signs if you have a dirty mind "Main Lift"

Guy 1 - Yeah, my girlfriend slipped in the shower and made me go in and help her
Guy 2 - Woah, nice
Guy 1 - Yeah, i got a total man lift

by The man lifter August 26, 2013

Lifting the V

To have intercourse/put out

Guy: Sup girl you going to let me lift that V tonight? Girl:yes if you give me a chilidong first. Intercourse lifting the V baking chilidong cookies

by SeriousD May 27, 2015

Trickle-down lifting

Only doing upper body in the hopes that your legs will get stronger from carrying that extra mass around.

Did you see Jake? He's lifting upper body five days a week with this new trickle-down lifting plan... I can't tell if it's working, because he's wearing pants.

by Defensivend May 31, 2015

lift

The act of stealing from a retail store

I just lifted 3 cases of beer from the liquer store

by BAD_BRAD July 13, 2015

Pussy lift

When a women's vagina looks so saggy it needs to get "lifted" in surgery

"That girl needs a pussy lift bro. Her pussy is too saggy for me"

by Teddybear562 July 23, 2016

Lifted Mickey

The Canadian way of saying boner.

"Ah shoot eh, I got meself a lifted mickey over here. Sorry aboot that."

by FlapjackScraper August 4, 2016