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Lazy Loz

When a girl pretends she is asleep but knowingly allows a guy to take her from behind. Half-way through, the girl shouts BOO in order to scare the guy
I well got this guy with the lazy loz yesterday
by Kaneesha Bose January 21, 2009
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Google lazy

When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.
Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"

Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."
by classikjane August 31, 2012
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Texas Lazy

Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.

Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.
Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-

HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.

HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.

HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.

Example 2 actual experience-

Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?

Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.
by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022
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lazy bathe

When you know you should take a shower but are running late or just don't want to so you do everything but take a shower. i.e. Much deodorant, perfume/cologne, moist towelettes...etc.
I was running so late this morning that I didn't have time to shower so I lazy bathed.

I lazy bathe as much as possible in the winter because the air is so cold.
by PrincessAmanda October 9, 2008
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Lazy Smart

Texpo the VCP of 1C, got scolded by every teachers including the LAC teacher. Loves Koala and playing Monkeytype on the lesson. The word, lazy smart, can also be used as a verb or adjective to describe Texpo
by Fat duck pro December 19, 2022
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Lazy Munch

Where your licking a girl out but you hope you will get a blow job quicker. So you do not put in 100% effort in.
Callum: So how did it go last night?
Danny: We lazy munched
by seckerisacunt December 21, 2014
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lazy extrovert

A lazy extrovert is when you socializing and making new friends but just to lazy to do it.
Josh loves making friends but never wants to get out of bed to do it. He's such a lazy extrovert.
by Baddieperiodt5067 March 29, 2021
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