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merge-or-die lane

An onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. Often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest.
Oh great, this is a merge-or-die lane. Do I drive into the wall or into the car going 80 MPH?
by Perimeter May 6, 2009
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Built like a fucking airport lane

Basically a way to roast flat chested girls (but please don't do that unless you both aren't good friends)
Flat girl: Omg you're so fat you need some touch grass fr fr

Fat boy: At least I'm not built like a fucking airport lane

*Gets smacked to oblivion*
by Regginaim October 21, 2023
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lois lane

maybe the best female character in all of superhero films
by notusingrealname November 1, 2009
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Chasey Lane

A porn star widely known for doing a backflip onto a guys dick.
Also has a song dedicated to her by the Bloodhound Gang.
That girl just couldn't pull off a Chasey Lane.
by Sharpriot September 29, 2008
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Lainey

a very quiet girl who is really smart even though she sits in class silently, sometimes listening to music. has rich family and can often be found in the library, reading huge books while her friends walk around the school aimlessly because they hate books. is cute but if you annoy her deliberately, you're in for it. can create unique insults instantly.
Lainey totally knocked that fool's desk over. And she didn't even get a detention!

Lainey got an extension on her assignment because the teachers trust her so much.

Is Lainey reading AGAIN?! It's sceince class, for god's sake!
by crazed koala September 18, 2008
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Left Lane Dick

Mini-Van Moms (and sometimes dads) that have no concept of their surroundings. You can drive on their bumper for an hour flickering your high beams and trying to get them to move right...it will have no effect...they are in their own world...
That chick in the grey Caravan is a real Left Lane Dick!
by IhateLeftLaneDrivers June 7, 2004
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Laine

a beautiful girl with gorgeous blue eyes, a nice ass, nice boobs, and a cute personality. she can kiss and she is always popular.
boy1: who is that stunning girl? i want to date her. no i want to marry her.
boy2: i would give anything to have a girl like that.
boy3: i had a girl like that and i was a dick and she dumped me. i would do anything to have another laine like that.
by laxxxxx69 November 24, 2010
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