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Hozone Layer

The layer of the Earth's atmosphere where dryers somehow transport at least one of your socks from every laundry load.
"Where the fuck did my other sock go?"

"Dude, Hozone layer"
by TheCTheorist May 25, 2009
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layner

a deformed, wrinkled cock that smells like biffle, not recommended to give head upon, for an abnormally huge nose might get in the way

also is used to describe unnecessary repetition of a chosen letter in a word
"omgzzzzz lookkkkk attttt thatttt laynerrrrrr!!!!"

"ommggzzzz itsss fingerrrrzzz gett stuckkk toooo theeeee keyboardddddd"
by d00zy January 9, 2007
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Larker

A fat person on a scooter you usually see in disneyworld who gets to budge in line and pisses everyone off only because they're 99% body fat.
"Dude I'm so Syked to ride this ride were next."
"I know."

"Shit, look at these larkers."
-7 hours later and 30 larkers later-

"It took 7 hours for them to board..."
I'm sorry riders this ride is permanently shut down because of the 30 deaths we have just encountered
"But the ride never started how'd they die?"
Employee," it collapsed through the tracks."
Guy"damn larkers."
by Younks August 8, 2013
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Brozone Layer

noun: A group of 3 or more close friends or "Bros" that chill on a daily basis.
Dude without Mikey here there's a significant hole in the Brozone Layer.
by Smackking August 1, 2010
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Laskero

A lobster seller, most likely to be found in Maine. People become Laskeros after they impregnate their girlfriend, and are forced to start a new lifestyle.
-Will "Dude I'm goin down to Maine to buy some lobsters from that Laskero"
-Nolan "Hell yeah dude they always sell the best lobsters"
by The Cabaabsterr April 10, 2010
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Laker Troll

Ignorant so called "sports-fans" who have nothing better to do than to go around commenting negatively on Laker related stories, hoping to entice someone into an argument that is senseless and baseless. This is a mutation of the life-form known as Laker Hater, and as such share character traits.

The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.

Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.

The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).

Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.

One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.
Laker Fan 1: "Did you see that stupid comment about the Lakers bro, obviously a Kobe Hater? I'm so tired of seeing that Laker Troll post all the time so I'm gonna go off on him for a page."

Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."
by CarpLove April 24, 2013
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layering

While at a sleepover, girls each take a turn to pee or poop without flushing between users. A trend introduced to minimise flushing noises while parents were asleep Also...LOLZ
Are we layering?
by bongo_betty June 14, 2015
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