Hamish's Law

The total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesity in the general population.

Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.

1) I saw a video of Woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. Compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. Depressing.

2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.

3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.

by themojojojojojo June 22, 2009

Raw is law

The idea that sex (usually gay) is supposed to be done bareback

Guy 1: Wanna use a condom?
Guy 2: Nah man. Raw is law

by JakeCake69 August 9, 2021

Sasuke's Law

The amount of intelligence one possesses at any given moment is inversely proportional to his/her desires for power and/or revenge. (From Sasuke Uchiha of Naruto fame.)

It's so stupid of her to be acting like that towards her ex! She thinks she's so smart, but her desire for revenge has corrupted her brain. Well, that's Sasuke's Law for ya.

by Allison Bobb September 29, 2008

father-in-law

The sainted man who lives with one's mother-in-law. Generally is known for having great patience.

My father-in-law is a gift from God, but my mother-in-law is a minion of the Devil.

by Loxi July 22, 2009

Okafor’s Law

This statement applies to guys mostly; if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc..)

After dating several years earlier, Emeka used "Okafor’s Law" to restart a sexual relationship with Toyosi.

by LalaLand713 July 7, 2010

Bass Law

As population density increases, the probability of hearing loud bass which you have no control over approaches one.

Guy #1: I can't sleep, man, there's too much bass coming from next door.

Guy #2: Well, we live in high rise flats. If it's not next door it'd probably be the flat upstairs. Bass Law.

by Nottel Inyu June 27, 2009

law camp

A one week camp where high school students learn about law and participate in a mock trial on the last day. There are many lectures, but the people are amazing. Also, love starts here, but it ends abruptly when the camp ends.

Billy: I met this awesome girl at law camp where I also learned about the difficulties of being an attorney.

Joe Jack: That's awesome! I think I want to practice law! You don't plan on ever talking to that girl again do you?

Billy: Of course not!

by Attorney Dos Pac June 18, 2010