“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”
by cosmicdreams August 10, 2022
Get the laundry woodmug. smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //
“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”
by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021
Get the smart laundrymug. 
Categorized as a hybrid, this fruity homegrown, outdoor strain was only deserving of a name that accurately reflected it's mellow side effects which include a relaxed, wavy feeling that is most similar to Laundry as it hangs outdoors drying on a line in your yard. The name you ask? "Outdoor Laundry” and from there, an iconic strain was born.
by DaveyDictionary November 7, 2020
Get the Outdoor Laundrymug. That moment when all the laundry is done, and the laundry basket is empty. The beginning, starting over, like the beginning month of the year, January.
by guark January 20, 2018
Get the laundry basketuarymug. M: What are you doing on the bed over there?
E: Oh, just my labia laundry before my date tonight, gotta be fresh!
E: Oh, just my labia laundry before my date tonight, gotta be fresh!
by Lady Jerk July 17, 2019
Get the labia laundrymug. 