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Tokyo laundry 

The end result following a Flag of Japan.
Jake was a great guest, but the flag of Japan incident did leave us with a load of Tokyo Laundry.
Tokyo laundry by Brie Eater August 6, 2022

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

Yakeley Laundry Thief 

A girl who terrorized Yakeley (and Gilchrist) laundry rooms during the 2024-2025 school year by stealing name-brand clothing and selling it on depop and to plato’s closet. This event caused widespread panic (and entertainment) making people wonder if they’ve fallen victim to this horrible crime.
“all my lulu is missing!”
“girl… it was definitely the Yakeley laundry thief. check depop.”

Midnight Laundry 

When you get your last pair of underwear dirty so you clean it in a bathroom sink
“hey man, how was your night?”

“It was alright, I pissed myself and had to do some Midnight Laundry

Doin laundry

Troy tells angie let's doin laundry, she says she was on the phone later angie ask troy still wanna do a load of laundry, troy said no it was a small load I did it by hand
Doin laundry by Fuckin!Ur!MOM!!97 November 26, 2025

Lazy Laundry

When you have run out of clean laundry to wear, but instead of committing the time to do the required washing, you instead go to the store and purchase what you need.
"Shit, I'm out of clean underwear. Guess I'll buy some lazy laundry on my way to work"
Lazy Laundry by Lat3rdays November 29, 2025