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lettuce juggling

Dave: damn, he do be lettuce juggling doe
bill: damn staight
by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 17, 2021
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Lettuce Wrapped Hamburger

Something that seems good on the outside, but is actually bad for you on the inside.
Josh seemed like a good guy, but he's really just a prick, he's like a lettuce wrapped hamburger.
by radioturtle December 5, 2021
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Lettuce

When somebody is being extremely stupid or incompetent.
You are literally so lettuce bro
by Kitvne August 26, 2022
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Lettuce talker

Someone who talks to inanimate objects

Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it
Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it

Me : holy buddy’s a nut
by stalin_was_ballin October 25, 2022
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lettuce Bones

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.
I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.
by etonbongwoop November 10, 2022
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Lettuce Party

Where two individuals go through schizophrenic hysteria and laughter while crawling under a living room floor rug and talk in a high pitched baby-like voice
by dumbcunt333 November 30, 2022
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Lettuce muncher

A woman that eats women out.
Person 1: Look at those girls lezzing it up.
Person 2: Yup. Those are some lettuce munchers!
by imjustabill March 10, 2023
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