lap job

Oral sex perfomed on a woman.
I gave Jane a lap job, and boy did she like it.
by Steve January 15, 2005
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victory lap

During vaginal doggy style, the giver pulls out right before the recipient cums to lick the clit & vulva from the back, then re-inserts to ride out the writhing dual clitoral & G-spot orgasms.

Author's Note: Closing with a facial is suggested at this point, given that a double-O is your golden ticket to do whatever the fuck you generally want for the rest of the night
Rupert had trouble deciding whether to finish with a donkey punch or the more respectful victory lap, but opted for a houdini instead.

Well played, Rupert.
by johnnymulatto January 21, 2008
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Lippy-Lap

The weird sound oversized vagina lips makes while fucking.
"Dude I fucked this girl last night and all I could hear was lippy-lap, lippy-lap, lippy-lap!"
by Homosicle January 10, 2010
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chap lap

when a girl's vag (vagina/gine gine/pussy/taco/vagine/va-jj) is hella dry or "chapped" like chapped lips. might as well be a sandpaper puss/
damn dat gurl's got one chap lap nigga. i found out last night when i tried to fuck her but ma dick wouldnt slide in cause she got chap lap!!!
by Royseph Lee Johnson, III December 06, 2008
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lap clap

when a women sits on the erection of man, which further leads to the disfunction of the cock.
Do not sit on my erection for that would be a Lap Clap
by Tsunami May 27, 2003
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lap ham

The male organ of copulation in higher vertebrates and usu. of urination in mammals
I was playing with my lap ham.
by Sir Vesa December 30, 2004
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lap flaps

the pieces of paper that fall out of magazines into your lap.
This magazine is full of lap flaps!
by shady girl August 24, 2010
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