Landon

Landon. The best person you will ever meet. He is always there for you no matter what. He is an understanding gentleman, and will do anything to make others happy. At some points gets moody, but that’s just because he always puts the ones he loves first. He isn’t a great liar, and is also an honest person(sometimes). Landon is simply a human being. A great and unique person.

Girl: Who is that
Guy: Oh that’s Landon he’s a cool guy
Girl: Hes pretty cute and he’s got a great personality

by Realtalker78 May 27, 2018

Landon

Big black nigger with a huge cock
And loves thick girls

Landon’s are cool

by That’s a real one April 23, 2020

landon-typical boy

landon guys have huge egos

girl 1: whats that thing around that landon guy's head?
girl 2: his ego

by pride January 8, 2005

landmines

America's Border Solution

Border Patrol 1: Let's put landmines so those Mexicans cant cross the border!

Border Patrol 2: Great! We'll send them back to Mexico with tanks too!

by WhiteAmerican777 May 13, 2010

landotarian

someone who eats food from land. not from the water.

waitor: would u like fish?
dude: no, i am a landotarian

by sassypants70198 December 20, 2010

Landmark Girl

A girl you hooked up with but only remember by a person or place.

Bro, remember that girl I was with last night at Bods? I ended up hooking up with her in the park down the street after we left but I can't remember her name?? Dude, she's a Landmark Girl, that's how you'll have to remember her.

by gthomps July 5, 2016

Landoed

Adjective: When you are doing a job correctly but the circumstances keep getting changed for the worse by things out of your control.

I got Landoed by my boss today when he sent me to do a job but never gave me all the instructions and the customer had to fill me in with extra stuff I was supposed to do.

by Nater Fett January 17, 2018