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Wet Logging

“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging
by JimFoot January 29, 2019
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Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.
When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.
by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019
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Shit logged

When your taking a shit and it stops mid shit
Brother: hurry up I need to shit
Ne:I cant I'm shit logged
by Commie.doggo March 22, 2019
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Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?
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Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.
by travisbickle86 July 8, 2019
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Lincoln Logging

The act of laying down with multiple people where 2 create the base layer, and the next 2 lay on top, and so on and so forth. See Willy Wonka's bed scene where the grandparents are all in bed together, for an example.
Matt: Yo, what should we do tonight?
Lucas: I want to keep it chill - Lincoln Logging sounds nice.
by LincolnLogger November 3, 2019
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Kentucky Logger

A sexual maneuver where one individual poops into another individuals butthole, usually via a short tube. The second individual then clenches their ass muscles in order to poop back into the first persons butt. This process can be repeated as many times as desired.
Me and Jason pulled a Kentucky Logger for about half an hour last night.
by xX420DaddyT69Xx November 28, 2019
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