Lettuce Pray

When you do a semi spiritual dance, usually done in Washington DC, where you put your legs in a ballet position, put your hands in a praying position and sing "what do you want on your hamburger? Lettuce PRAY lettuce PRAY" and dance to it. If done correctly the salad man will dance on ur face
Christel: Show me your salad dance!
Gianna: i usually only do it in DC
Christel: aw please!
Gianna: ok! What do you want on your hamburger lettuce PRAY lettuce PRAY *summons lettuce man*
Christel: what a bad idea
by Lllovaticcc February 12, 2015
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head lettuce

"hey man you need to cut your head lettuce"

"dude i just shaved all my butt lettuce"

"i got wax all in my leg lettuce"
by omglols1 August 07, 2009
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lettuce

A word used to describe a person with no redeeming qualities. Comes from the fact that lettuce has no nutritional value.

Similar to "brings nothing to the table"
John isn't coming out tonight.

That kid is lettuce!
by the bottom April 12, 2008
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Wet Lettuce

When a woman rubs her labia on someone’s face. The female version of a turkey slap.
You should have seen how drunk Kyle was at the party, he passed out on the floor and Monica gave him the best wet lettuce ever!
by WettLett March 22, 2018
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Lettuce leaf

(V.) A phrase used when referring to a chick you find extremely attractive, i.e. One whose ass you would wipe with a lettuce leaf, and then eat said leaf.
by ChockNorris November 11, 2017
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Lucifer's Lettuce

Did you smoke the lucifer's lettuce?

How much is an ounce of the lucifer's lettuce?
by Paintedqueen August 29, 2018
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giggle lettuce

Lets have a "grown up talk" in the other room with the giggle lettuce so my toddler doesnt know we smoke.
by Misosdaddy April 06, 2018
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