Lava King

Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.

Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.

Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”

by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023

Lava

I wouldn`t touch it if I were you....

<Player> tried to swim in lava

by Ikazuchi October 25, 2020

Lava

The ship name for soulmates. There names are Luke and Ava. These two are meant for each other and Luke should text Ava right now

Hahahahah I ship it, lava

by SAMMIE AND GWEN December 29, 2020

lava killer

the l337 of 2021, all he does is blockspam and ejaculate, stans chilzy.
his gamesense is known for being bad but he can win mid fights and sumo which is irrelevant in 2021
50+ cps brrrrrrrr

become lava killer and unlock your blockspam potential

kantot

by a non ymous January 20, 2021

Lava

a colorless, transparent, odorless liquid that forms the seas, lakes, rivers, and rain and is the basis of the fluids of living organisms.

person1: what are we doing in the desripton of lava?!
person2:.....
*both die*

by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021

Lava hot

When someone or something is reallyyyy hot. (S4xually)

Girl 1: Wow look at him in that shirt!
Girl 2: Lava hot!

by Vania_Luv February 24, 2021

lava lamp

(verb) When you have to poo so bad but, then all of the sudden, you don’t have to anymore (because it went back to the top like a lava lamp).

Hey Kelly, there’s a Port-a-Potty! Didn’t you have to go to the bathroom?

Gross Don! I’d rather lava lamp it.

by #HodgePodgeLA April 1, 2021