Fuggler keychain

An ugly monster like plush keychain creature made almost entirely of felt ,stuffed with a 50/50 cotton/polyester fill,and typically with a single, (although some have a top AND bottom row of gnarly looking plastic teeth,and either squinty eyelids with plastic eyes,or plastic "button eyes",all fuggler keychaibs featured a plastic hook designed to look...well,if you know,you know.

FUGGLER-FUNNY UGLY MONSTER,JUST LIKE THE TARD READING THIS RIGHT NOW 😂😂😂😂

That fuggler keychain sure is odd!

by Buttswab March 25, 2021

Courtenay keychain

When you attach your keys to a butt plug so you stop loosing them.

Emily is so drunk, we better make sure she still has her courtenay keychain or else she won't be able to get in to her house!

If Ciara doesn't stop drinking she'll need a courtenay keychain to make it in to her house!

by Courtney keychain January 7, 2022

Dirty kelcie

A loving wife and mother whose sexy and worthy.

Wish my wife was a dirty kelcie.

by You right January 21, 2022

fw.kaycin

really good guy and has decent looks.

them: your hot fw.kaycin
me: ik
them: slay

by bskarnebsurenfhsie April 6, 2022

Dirty Keyaira

a Dirty Keyaira is a dark skin baddie who likes to jerk off white men on planes

im gonna pull a dirty keyaira on my flight to mexico

by i didnt do it man D: May 11, 2024

low-keysimo

a little more lowkey that lowkey

"low-keysimo I shot that guy"

"low-keysimo I railed your mom"

by LinusCrawling December 17, 2024

Coochie Keychain

A post inercourse souvenir consisting of male DNA and 1 or more public hairs hanging from the coochie of solitude.

He came so hard he gave me a coochie Keychain

by Linnielooloo May 2, 2025