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Keyboard Warrior 

One who strictly uses the keyboard to compete in online games.

The origin of Keyboard Warrior originated in Quake games. A number of players pride themselves on defeating others who use mouse while they use keyboard only.
Joe got fragged by KeyboardWarrior

Joe: WTF ADASDAS I GOT KILLED BY SOMEONE USING ONLY KEYBOARD?!?!?!

Keyboard Warrior: LOL
Keyboard Warrior by theeeeeman August 13, 2011
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keyboard kill 

Something very funny, communicated online. The idea is that it's so funny that it causes you to spill and/or cough your drink onto your keyboard, shorting it out.
l4mez0r: ...and she said, yeah, but not with *that* spatula!
d00derino: LOL keyboard kill!
keyboard kill by Shoutingboy March 27, 2011

keyboard coward 

Someone who reports social media profiles, pictures or posts.
What a keyboard coward, he should own up to what he did.
keyboard coward by rorosita May 9, 2016

Keyboard-Thug 

A keyboard thug is a narcissist, sociopath or psychopath who uses the internet to; terrorize others, create a false version of himself, bully, stalk or hack. He/she is a coward and uses the internet, mobile phones and other keyboards to create upset, fear, defamation of others while simultaneously creating a false and favorable public persona of himself.
After her email accounts were hacked into, Andi suspected that she was being followed. The police found that not only were all her social media, email and contacts hacked into, she had a key-stroke recording bug on her phone. The Keyboard-Thug who was stalking her, was a man she met on Match.com. The police told her not to be so trusting to men she met online as many of them are Keyboard-Thugs who are falsely representing themselves.
Keyboard-Thug by Narcblock May 30, 2018

keyboard banger 

Someone who hits the keyboard to have it make loud noises in order to make it seem like they are working hard, often hitting random keys sporadically to imitate someone who is hard at work.
Sol: Wow, Manny is working hard typing that fast.
Derrick: Manny is not working hard, he is just a professinal keyboard banger.
keyboard banger by monty1980m November 5, 2009

keyboard nutter 

a guy that nuts on his keyboard while cyber sexing web cams
keyboard nutter by cawkypoo August 30, 2007

Keyboard Warrior 

The Fluid Thats Leftover after sex, resulting in loss of thought which conjures a -"Warrior"- like Brainfart.
- Resulting In a "Twat" or Retarded child.
Baz - "Shut up you fat shit"

J - "Come say it to my face, Keyboard Warrior"
Keyboard Warrior by JayDrum1991 December 9, 2010