A keyboard warrior is a bitch/nigga who acts tough on social media behind a screen but in life they are quiet and don't wanna post up
Keyboard warriors
Them on social:” I will beat the living shit out of you”👿
Them in life:............👀
Them on social:” I will beat the living shit out of you”👿
Them in life:............👀
by Okkkurrrrt November 15, 2019
A keyboard warrior is but a incredibly triggered race whom plague social media sights with long heated battles over stupid things like bagel bites, pop tarts and who wore it better. The conversations go on for as long as a month until one shouts either a racial slur or throws a few bars that the other can't recover from and the other gives up
Un gender specified individual: what doing
Fred : fighting a keyboard warrior , and he called me a nig***
Fred : fighting a keyboard warrior , and he called me a nig***
by A Sad ANT September 28, 2017
When someone gets super excited online (mostly on fanfiction sites) and spams letters on a keyboard in a comment out of excitement. (ex. nfdicuneihdnxo, shnedjhxnudlios;', or even jeduhjednhxjksn.)
"nkgrfhnchkjesmwjlskdnb he's so pretty guys!" Said user Bloop98 on wattpad. They proceeded to apologise for the keyboard spam and form coherent words.
by Firespirit979 November 17, 2021
When someone who is shy in person becomes very friendly or outgoing on a social network such as Facebook.
Girl: Johnny finally asked me out by sending me a Facebook message.
Friend: Hmm...seems he had a case of keyboard courage.
Friend: Hmm...seems he had a case of keyboard courage.
by jessputput November 18, 2010
Keyboard Maoists are the Maoists who are driven by Communism and Marxism-Leninism-Maoism who present their opinions and support on the internet, generally being a "Digital Activist". They debate, make posters and give statements as they are a big organization or they own a country and arrogantly spread Demise about ideologies which they can't even correctly define.
A person who doesn't protest, kill its enemy with gun or demonstrate against its enemy and just hogwashes on the internet is a Keyboard Maoist. Comrade Mao's term the Revolutionary of Words, suits the Keyboard Maoists.
by Bhe9 March 20, 2022
Someone who doesn't have words to express something and they pound on the keyboard to show how excited/angry they are. Can also be used as a noun to describe the text of a keyboard spaz.
-internet chat room-
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?
by Mitchmich May 06, 2010
Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"
Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!
Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...
Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...
by MacGamer115 June 13, 2012