keyboard jockey

(perjorative) Somebody who talks big about a subject on Internet forums, but can't back their words up with real life accomplishments.

Sorry. Until you can show me where that advice has helped anyone, ever, you're nothing but a keyboard jockey.

by Carlfish June 2, 2011

Keyboard Attacker

Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.

My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.

by Deb1955 November 14, 2005

mechanical keyboard

Something that the Best of the Best use to game in the glorious PC Master Race

PCMR : I got a mechanical keyboard
Peasant : Cool Consoles are better

by gevo_1 October 3, 2016

Keyaira

Keyaira is a person who love white boys and mixs boy not black boys. Keyaira think some black boys cute but not all. If you break keyaira trust u will not earn it back. Keyaira is the type of girl who that get mad fast and dont like you talking bout her family.

Keyaira got a big booty. Dont like black boys

And will beat yall ass

by Dont mess with keyaira February 24, 2019

Keyboard Banging

Talking crap over the computer but doing nothing in real life.

Don't worry about Christine, she's just keyboard banging.

by Antoineee March 7, 2011

brown-keying

Using a laptop while taking a shit.

B: I'm takin a shit.
N: Right now?
B: Yup, I'm brown-keying.
B: Its not a dell,its a dung.

by NJC October 23, 2006

Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS

A term often used for software developers when they are unable to type correctly on a foreign keyboard.

A developer will typically be able to type normally and accurately on their own keyboard but one when using a foreign or colleagues keyboard, they often find themselves encountering school boy typing mistakes and complete coding garbage.

Hey Garth, can you help me with a saoftware problem I have?
sure
Hey what's happening - I can't type for toffee on your keyboard.
hey Garth, that's called Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS for short.

by Zaaphod Gummy September 27, 2013