Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016

Kevin

Kevin Kevin is probably the greatest guy you can find in the whole world. He's caring, charming and he's always there for the peple that may need him. He's the type of guy that can make a heart beat faster in no time, that can cast a spell on you by the look in his lovely eyes.His smile is enough to make you believe you're talking to an angel, it makes you think you're in heaven. His smell is really magical, he can take every issue you may think of, away.It's the kind of guy every girl dreams of: attractive and caring, sweet and true; the kind of guy that's really hard to find.He's the prince on a horse, every girl deserve's to have a Kevin in her life! I'm so proud to have Kevin as my boyI'm glad that you're in my life, Kevin, i really am

I'm glad to be yours, Kevin

by sdfqsmdjfsdfq February 18, 2010

Kevin

A Kevin is truly one of a kind. He’s funny, smart, goofy and just everything you’d need in a boyfriend. He’s an idiot, but that’s what makes him so precious. He has cute little face and a smile that’ll make you just melt. He can be a sarcastic asshole at times, but it doesn’t matter because he’s just that amazing. His sense of humor is one like no other. He’s just hilarious. The word judgement isn’t one in his vocabulary. He’s accepting of everyone. Kevin’s are just the greates. Did I mention they have amazing hair?

Look at him, he’s so precious.

Hmm, by any chance, is he a Kevin?

by A bitch in love with a Kevin January 7, 2019

Kevin

Either gay or homosexual. nothing done about it. Says f*ck a lot even is he doesn't know the meaning of the word.
He going to be a virgin until 33

If a kevins a girl shes a mistake.

Person: Are you a kevin?

by lkfenlanfanelkfnezsd January 9, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is the person you can run to and his big shlong will you push you out of the way. Its basically third leg and he uses it as a tail.

Bro you see that?!
Kevin got a tail!
NAH THATS A THIRD LEG

by anonymous April 15, 2021

Kevin

Is dating a girl named Erika.

Guy 1: Is Rika single?
Guy 2: No. She's dating Kevin.

by TurboBoy August 14, 2022

Kevin

Kevin’s are one of the best ever! If you have a Kevin they will get along great with a Becca. Becca’s and Kevin’s are very much alike. They also make the best couples.

Becca: I have a Kevin as a boyfriend

Friend:Omg your so lucky! All I have is a Dave.

by TheAlwaysRightPerson May 15, 2018