Kentucky Surprise

A prank first invented by students at the University Kentucky in which one man comes upon another as he sleeps and begins to masturbate.

Just before climax, the prankster wakes the prankee by whispering his name. When the prankee stirs, the prankster then releases himself into the prankee's eye.

The prankster then usually needs to run for his life.

Did you hear what happened last night? Charlie gave Sam a Kentucky Surprise. He'll be washing that out of his eye for months.

by thatguy212 February 2, 2009

Kentucky shoes

A sarcastic or lighthearted term for bare feet, or to go barefoot. This is derived from the stereotype that most Kentuckians are a bunch of hillbillies who go around barefoot, make moonshine, practice incest, etc.

Its really hard to walk on gravel when you're wearing Kentucky shoes.

by The Kentucky Yankee September 3, 2005

Kentucky Virgin

A seven year old girl from Kentucky who is faster then her older brother.

Bob: Hey Mary, I heard that littile Suzy isn't a Kentucky Virgin anymore.

Mary: That's a damn shame, I hope our little girl will be able to run fast.

by Spiral Fan July 29, 2006

Kentucky Thumb

The action of having sex with a partner, typically from behind; where the person penetrating the female's vaginal canal, puts an unused thumb into the currently penetrated female's anus, rotating gently, firmly, in either counter-clockwise or clockwise(as if searching for Scott from Kentucky Ballistics' of YouTube.com severed artery in his tragic accident that we are all happy he has survived) until the pad of the thumb finds a pulse, or the member or devise penetrating the vagina from the anal cavity. once either is found, the penetrator is to thrust to the pulse of the female if felt, or exactly half the pulse of the one currently penetrating the female until the female achieves orgasm.

Was feeling kinda curious the other night and I gave her the ol Kentucky Thumb. she was a little taken aback at first, but was really more into it once I found the right rhythm. really ended the night with a BANG, and a need to change the sheets.

by JustFollowingDaGunMemes May 20, 2021

Kentucky Plug

The Kentucky plug is a sexual position where your partner is in the doggy position with a .50 SLAP round in their mouth and you stick your thumb in your butt while they donkey kick your eggplant.

"We did the kentucky plug last night. I'm just glad I survived. " Kentucky Ballistics

by Worthy0ne May 20, 2021

The Kentucky Donna

Slight variation to the Kentucky Tractor Pull. Before sex, the receiver inserts a water balloon full of urine up their sphincter and holds it queue until they are ready to begin. Once ready the balloon is crushed by clenching the anal muscles, thus providing a lubricated and receptive environment for the tractor pull.

Can I barrow a balloon? It's my husband's birthday and I really want to give him a good pull tonight. He's very homesick and The Kentucky Donna really reminds him of his late mother.

by mexicansatan April 8, 2017

kentucky switcheroo

When you have a broken item, buy a new one identical to it, and return it with the broken item packaged neatly in the new box to get your money back.

guy 1: I pulled a kentucky switcheroo on Best buy with my busted iphone case. They didn't say a word!

guy 2: Man, that's bunk! Someone else is gonna end up with your broken crap!

guy 1: Times are tough, dude. Recessionitis affects all of us.

by kons163 November 26, 2010