Kentucky Surprise

A prank first invented by students at the University Kentucky in which one man comes upon another as he sleeps and begins to masturbate.

Just before climax, the prankster wakes the prankee by whispering his name. When the prankee stirs, the prankster then releases himself into the prankee's eye.

The prankster then usually needs to run for his life.

Did you hear what happened last night? Charlie gave Sam a Kentucky Surprise. He'll be washing that out of his eye for months.

by thatguy212 February 2, 2009

Kentucky shoes

A sarcastic or lighthearted term for bare feet, or to go barefoot. This is derived from the stereotype that most Kentuckians are a bunch of hillbillies who go around barefoot, make moonshine, practice incest, etc.

Its really hard to walk on gravel when you're wearing Kentucky shoes.

by The Kentucky Yankee September 3, 2005

Kentucky Virgin

A seven year old girl from Kentucky who is faster then her older brother.

Bob: Hey Mary, I heard that littile Suzy isn't a Kentucky Virgin anymore.

Mary: That's a damn shame, I hope our little girl will be able to run fast.

by Spiral Fan July 29, 2006

Kentucky Plug

The Kentucky plug is a sexual position where your partner is in the doggy position with a .50 SLAP round in their mouth and you stick your thumb in your butt while they donkey kick your eggplant.

"We did the kentucky plug last night. I'm just glad I survived. " Kentucky Ballistics

by Worthy0ne May 20, 2021

kentucky trumpet

An advanced sexual practice where the male adopts a scissor position with the female and farts into her vagina

For further advanced techniques see - nasty oyster cincinnati ram-rod

David: "Things went a bit crazy with stacy last night. I filled her up with a Kentucky Trumpet!"

Matt: "Your the Boss!"

by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011

kentucky switcheroo

When you have a broken item, buy a new one identical to it, and return it with the broken item packaged neatly in the new box to get your money back.

guy 1: I pulled a kentucky switcheroo on Best buy with my busted iphone case. They didn't say a word!

guy 2: Man, that's bunk! Someone else is gonna end up with your broken crap!

guy 1: Times are tough, dude. Recessionitis affects all of us.

by kons163 November 26, 2010

Kentucky Coleslaw

Kentucky coleslaw is a name for smokeless tobacco, most often snuff, but commonly used to refer to chewing or plug tobacco. The word is most often used in rural Pennsylvania, and in West Virginia.

Hey bubba, got any kentucky coleslaw on you. I could really use a dip about now.

by JSyGuy November 16, 2011