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Kate Spade Handbag

Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.
David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!
by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019
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Kate Walsh

The most beautiful amazing blonde ever. We love Kate Walsh!
Although she does need to fuck ____
by DaLad42$ November 6, 2019
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She's so...so...Sarah-Kate!
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ol' kate baker

The act of walking up to someone randomly and grabbing their boob and/ or racking them.
Jack gave Cindy the ol' kate baker.
by Mt. N. Dewmeh February 10, 2010
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Kate

Kate is a wonderful person who cant ever be replaced. She's understanding, a great listener and always fun to be around. No matter what she's got your back unless you didn't have hers then YOU SUCK!!!! I LOVE HER!!
Person 1: who's kate?
Person 2: KATE!! You dont know who kate is, she's only the most awesome girl in the world where i spend my tuesday nights with dancing around and just goofying off. DUH!!
Person 1: oh her..yeah i love her too!
by RUNNINGdork January 23, 2009
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Kageyama tobio

kageyama tobio is one of the protagonists from "Haikyuu!!" He has a major crush on Hinata Shouyou but is too chicken to confess. Their ship name is kagehina. Its litterally the most canon ship and is %99.9999 going to happen. Kageyama's favorite word is "Dumbass". Not to mention, he is fucking beautiful! He is extremely good at Vollyball and is useless without Hinata.
Person 1: Who is that beautiful boi walking onto the court?!

Person 2: Thats kageyama tobio fam.
by Neito Monoma April 5, 2020
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