kanks

1. only the greatest man on earth
2. having no ankles
3. the greatest man on earth with no ankles
4. the man who pimped your mother to create you

i AM kanks master flex

by turd furgisin December 7, 2006

kackenbauls

1. The "utzfah", the "right stuff", "what it takes".

2. A German delicacy....

"Suzy likes men with big kackenbauls."

"I decided to bake Joe kackenbauls for his birthday, he ate them right up."

"We catered a celebration for the Men's Theater Ensemble, and they all adored the stuffed kackenbauls!"

"Kackenbauls are best served plump, and best eaten on a stick."

by PetShelterPimp May 13, 2005

Kackin It

Kackin it (Also Kacking and Cacking) Is a word used to refer to the highest state of laughter. Kackin it is when you have laughed so much you have surpassed crying ,urination or any other bowl movements. Once in the state of Kackin it one has little self control and may have to be left alone to calm down. Kackin it can be potentially dangerous, but is often a sense of great ecstasy.

Chris:Don't you think Holmes is an emo
Rob:Yeah, he's such a douche when he just comes and says HEY GUYZ
Holmes: HEY GUYZ
Rob and Chris start kackin it.

by Nash Yep May 6, 2008

kack slap

Is when a slob removes his clothing and does rigorous jumoing jacks..balls caught slapping..

hot mess..last night i got kack slapped

by mule man April 7, 2009

kackbook

an alternative name for facebook.

hey did you see kelly's status on kackbook?

by TheTitMachine November 22, 2011

Louisiana kickstand

A large fake penis that fits over your real penis, allowing you to have sex with a loose woman more effectively. The best ones have a bumpy, ridged texture, like alligator skin.

-I'd like to slip her the Louisiana kickstand if you know what I'm sayin'.
-Huh? Not really.
-No one appreciates the subtext.

by Crymsunskai October 22, 2008

kicks arse

Finest of them allsuperbGreat

Your product kicks arse!

by Barbara Camisa January 25, 2004