Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities.
EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.
EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.
EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.
by ET_Bill March 18, 2010
Get the root knockermug. by biology bitch April 15, 2017
Get the hop knockermug. The sweet sweet mounds of bang baby at a luau. Characterized by dirty snoose, and steazy bros. Also, accented by eccentric names, involving T's L's and X's.
by Arroni January 22, 2010
Get the Sloppy Knockersmug. when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.
by alci hall November 18, 2009
Get the Fart knockermug. A phrase use to describe someone who is drunk and slaps people with their dick. It commonly happens when someone is drunk of vodka or sambooka. They didn't censor this word when it was used in iCarly. No wonder the show aired on nickelodean.
by A Savage Catholic June 19, 2016
Get the Hob-Knockermug. by Tghjk March 19, 2017
Get the dip knockermug. A woman who provides regular sexual favours for many people. Money need not change hands to be considered one.
My mate was on his way home and a big set of blue balls on him. So he dropped into see the local whore knocker for a servicing.
by thecount11 June 2, 2015
Get the Whore knockermug.