Jonathan

n. A big dumb idiot that consistently passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one on most every weekend, and some Thursday nights.

Last weekend a Jonathan was spotted on a toilet

by Hero_DC March 12, 2019

Jonathan

Is a total faggot and likes to eat dick. He likes have dicks in his ass and mouth. He is very sexually attracted to men and is very gay. Jonathan is a small, stupid, annoying little bitch. His favourite thing to do is to ride dick. But, he can't get any.

My god, that guy is such a Jonathan!!

by JonnytheDickSucker February 13, 2019

Jonathan

Dumbass that's bad at cod

Your such a Jonathan

by Dumbass.com12345 January 7, 2017

Jonathan

The most evil, despicable person you will ever meet. He will pray on the socially and mentally weak and will use/manipulat them so he can feel like he’s in control.

Stay away from Jonathan!

by KKK hitler June 8, 2018

Jonathan

A really easily triggered guy that eats dicks for dinner and his crush is Emily.

Jonathan:I'm fat
Isaku:yup, I'm always right

by JK_horse March 22, 2017

Jonathan

Annoying fat ass

uh loock at Jonathan

by Papa Holocaust April 30, 2019

Jonathan

Gay ass fuck.

Jonathan: He gay.. dats all

by Loading... Loading... Loading. June 19, 2019