Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.

Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer

by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011

Swift Johnsoning

The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"

"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"

by Agnostic Priest January 22, 2019

Douche Johnson

A faggot with a small penis. And a douche.

Stop being a Douche Johnson.

by Mexican jumping bean April 6, 2015

Ben Johnson

Steroids, specifically winstrol

He swole AF, he's on the Ben Johnson
He was small until he found Ben Johnson

by Darren The Great June 1, 2022

jayde johnson

beutiful girl who is artisstic

jayde johnson

is so nice

by batirointe May 22, 2017

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020

Gibby Johnson

When one has sexual intercourse with there partner on their parents bed and receives STDs in the process…or three.

Yo, you hear about my nigga Jerod, he pulled a Gibby Johnson.

by mikevickfan1 December 13, 2021